fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think my fart just growled at me.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The power of my boobs compel you
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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