You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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