If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I AM VODKA MAN
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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