Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It's rum buckets o'clock
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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