So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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