Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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