what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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