she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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