Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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