The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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