The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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