sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My balls are so social today.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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