He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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