Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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