There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
