At least make sure they are 18
Why
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
What a dumb baby whore.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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