Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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