Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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