chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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