She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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