Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Randomize
