i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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