Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we should paint friendship bongs
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