found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Jerry, you need to find god
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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