Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
