i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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