He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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