Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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