i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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