We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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