Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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