Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
