going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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