I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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