So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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