the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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