she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I have post one night stand depression
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