You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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