I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
