in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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