Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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