Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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