I just saw a hot homeless man
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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