I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My vagina is very pro this idea
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