Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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