a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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