dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So many bounce houses so little time
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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