this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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