I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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