i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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