what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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