i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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