HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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