She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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