he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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