names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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