You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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